Car Insurance

The National Insurance Crime Bureau say's that 6 of the top 10 car theft locations are in friggn California! Wow! Actually, I'm not surprized. Cali has some messed up spots.
GEICO has some advice...
1) Lock your car....All windows, sunroof, all the doors. Even while driving! Even if it's hot and you are made of plastic!
2)Don't leave your keys in the car!
3)Park where it's bright and busy. I guess theives prefer dark isolated places where they can't be watched....Who'd a thunk it?
4) Don't leave anything of value in your car. So much for that diamond and gold shift knob!
5) Put an alarm/ anti theft system in your car.
6) I guess there is a bump-and-rob technique that car jackers use. They bump your car and when you get out to see the damage they steal it.... Well, avoid it.
7) Don't leave registration or title in the car. Or if you have to....Hide it.
8) Be aware of your surroundings....Ninja style.
9) Don't go to bad areas. You don't know the meadow, you ain't ever been to the meadow....stay the frick outta the meadow!
10) If you are getting jacked....Get jacked! Let them have the car.
11) Have your car's VIN # etched on all of the windows.

Compare car insurance and save some money....Pretty funny coming from a guy with no license.